real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Be still, my beating vagina.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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