I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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