its not stalking. its research.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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