We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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