So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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