I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
its not stalking. its research.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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