i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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