She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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