we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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