what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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