Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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