This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
third nipple confirmed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I had to cum in my sink.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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