Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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