Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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