So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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