I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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