I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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