I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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