So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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