Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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