it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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