so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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