I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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