so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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