think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
barbara walters just said penis...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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