It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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