yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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