I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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