if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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