Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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