does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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