Im at strip club and am horny
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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