yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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