but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
