As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
