where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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