In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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