i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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