U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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