OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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