Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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