no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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