i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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