Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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