Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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