we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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