You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i permit you to call me
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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