return my video game
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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