This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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