Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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