Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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